10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss