10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.