10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers