10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• It's Free To Fold...