10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth