10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."