10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "No river, no fish."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.