10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is for loners.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.