10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.