10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!