10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."