10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.