10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'