10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22