10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.