10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "No river, no fish."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury