10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"