10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Fold and live to fold again
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers