10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water