10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• It's Free To Fold...
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.