10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."