10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson