10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is for loners.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "No river, no fish."
- Fook the floosh droo!