10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003