10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.