10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"