10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."