10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.