10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "No river, no fish."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-