10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.