10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "No river, no fish."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]