10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.