10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain