10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- It's Free To Fold...
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.