10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is