10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Never educate a stupid poker player.