10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek