10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."