10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.