10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow