10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.