10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!