10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fold and live to fold again
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss