10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.