10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.