10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for loners.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth