10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.