10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders