10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- im going to 2 out you to death