10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.